This is the story of a guy named Jeff. Jeff was really bored one day. “I want to play Super Mario Sunshine,”Jeff said. He then looked through his Nintendo games and found that he had lost the game.
So he drove to the local video game retailer. (Since this is 2014 he
knew they might not have it). He looked around and did not see the
game anywhere. (This did not surprise him). He asked the store clerk
and he said that they had a copy in the back. Jeff went with him into
the back and the clerk said to sit down for a second. So Jeff went
and sat down on a small metal chair. It was very uncomfortable to
Jeff and he felt a bit worried. The clerk walked back to Jeff and
said he found the copy. So they went back to the front of the store
and it was only $10.99 for the game. Jeff found this strange, but
Jeff brushed off the feeling, the clerk bagged the game, with a smerk
on his face, and handed it to Jeff. So he walked out of the store and
went to his car an, Acura TL Type S 2007 edition. And he drove home
and took the game out of the bag, only to find that the game had no
cover art on it. It was just a blank page. So Jeff plugged in his old
GameCube (he preferred to play it on the original console rather than
the Wii). He starts the game and it skips the title screen and cuts
straight into the opening cutscene. So at the part where Mario gets
captured by the cops, the console just turns off. So Jeff gets up and
turns it back on and starts it again. This time though it just starts
normally. And he catches shadow Mario this time and then the screen
fades black. Then it comes back on but the entire game looks
depressed. Mario is upset and Delphino Plaza is even darker. Well he
starts the first level and he gets to Petey Piranha. He loses the
fight and then it restarts at Delphino Plaza. The game is still dark
as it was, but this time he is not at delphino plaza, he is at Rico
Harbor. Mario runs around and jumps into the water, BUT JEFF DID NOT
MAKE HIM DO THAT! IT HAPPENED AUTOMATICALLY! The game over screen
comes on and instead of saying Game Over, it says MARIO COMMITED
SUICIDE. HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW JEFF!?!? Well Jeff RUNS for the reset
button and presses it. The game boots regularly and it is not dark
anymore. He plays until Noki Bay and when he looks at the sun to
enter the stage, the game starts flashing seizure educing lights and
he does not have a seizure but passes out from a heart attack it was
so frightening. Somebody looks in the window and sees so they called
the hospital (lucky for him). So he gets the defibrulator used on him
and he is better. Well, like an idiot after they left, he goes back
and starts the game again. It boots and instead of the title screen
it shows Mario's face but it looked as if Mario was a demon. And
after 30 seconds, the game skips to Corona Mountain. He gets to the
lava boat and crashes it into a wall and dies. The game resets and at
the title screen the game fades to yellow for 10 minutes while Jeff
was in the bathroom. And he has a plasma screen TV so it burns into
the TV screen. Then the gamecube bursts into flames and his power
goes out. So his TV was ruined, his gamecube fried, and his power
out. Then he gets scared and runs away. He went to his friend Tom's
house. But while he runs his house burns down and he left his wallet
inside on accident. He pulls his phone out of his pocket and he has a
GBA/GBC/GB emulator on it. So he plays Super Mario Advance 4 –
Super Mario Bros. 3. He was very jumpy and scared and a fly lands on
his shoulder and he screams as LOUD as he can, and Tom who was making
dinner for himself goes WHAT HAPPENED?! And Jeff goes,”Oh, it was
just a fly...”. So he continues playing and after he beats world 3
Demon Mario appears on his screen, and he throws his phone at the
wall and screams again. Tom (with his sandwich halfway in his mouth)
thought it was another fly and just ignores it. Well Jeff goes to
sleep on the couch and at 5 AM, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He
says “Go away tom.” very groggily. He looks up and sees, IT WAS
DEMON MARIO! JEFF RUNS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE APARTMENT AND BACK TO HIS
HOME! He found that it burned down and he falls down and cries. Then
he sees that Demon Mario was still following him down the street.
Rain begins to pour. Jeff keeps running and he knocks on his
neighbors door as hard as he can and he screams “HELP ME PLEASE!”
and the neighbor ignores it. Demon Mario catches up and kills Jeff.
The next day Tom just thinks that Jeff went back home. Then he calls
Jeff. Well Jeff's phone rings in Tom's house. Tom goes to Jeff's
house and sees it is burned down. And he sees Jeff's remains on the
neighbor's porch. Tom cries and calls 911. After that, Demon Mario
was never sighted again. Because the disk was destroyed in the fire.